Why Can't They Just Be Friends?

The classic battle of monkey verse robot, can anything be more primal? I am currently in the thick of it. Like an angry cybernetic monkey I senselessly bludgeon Alloy, trying to make it do my bidding.

My project is due on Wednesday. It appears I might have been a tad ambitious with my initial goals. There is still more work to be done. Unless I pull off some astounding feat of projecteering tonight I’ll probably have to take off tomorrow in order to mount the final charge. I would have stayed home to work on it today, except for the project presentation I have to give. Joy.

Vacation time = Homework time is a crappy trade.