Toddler Fueled Murdercycles

I’ve perhaps mentioned the multitude of brightly colored plastic toys that have moved in next door. Before I thought them to be just aesthetically displeasing, now I fear they may be tainted with evil. For the last week or so whenever I leave or return to my house I am greeted with the following sight:

Whenever I see it some subtle network of neurons fires in my brain and registers evil! flee! I think it’s because it reminds me of the scene from The Shining where the little boy is riding the big wheel through the hotel and runs into the twin girls who entreat him to “come play with us.” I realize in the movie there are two girls and only one hot wheel….but surely two hot wheels must indicate four (murdered) little girls! Whatever the case I maintain that the little plastic demonsleds have a creep out factor associated with them.