One day one of my assistants decided he needed a title. He had just been elected treasurer of something or another and decided to elaborate his name on the office whiteboard with the addition of “The Treasurer.” I asked him if he liked having a title on the whiteboard and he agreed that he did. The next day I altered his title….and the day after……and the day after. Every day from that point on he had a new title on the whiteboard when he came into work. Most of them have something to do with money. Many of them display a certain penchant for alliteration.
His term as treasurer recently expired so his titles have come to a cease. I thought I’d take the time to post the complete list of his titles as concocted by me.
The Treasurer
Gold Shanks
Silver Chops
Money Penny
Changepurse Joe
Cash-stache
Two-bit, Two Shoes
Coin Star
Deficit Despot
Mayor of Miser-Town
Pecuniary Pedagogue
Speakeasy Spender
Master of the Fiscal Fandango
Piggybank Savant
Carte Blanche Banker
Inflationary Impresario
Captain Krugerrand
Cashanova
Monetary Misfit
Savings and Loanshark
Dashing Ducateer
Insipid Investor
The Count du Tirelire
The Byzantine Banker
Emcee of the Money Tree
Prodigal Profiteer
Trick or Treat Treasurer
Bohemian Banknote Bouncer
Vaudville's Vault Vulture
Flophouse Fiscal Advisor
Acrimonious Accountant
Dearth Depositor
Amortization Artificer
Emphatic Embezzler
Fractious Financialmancer
Gimcrack Changebank
Keeper of the Seditious Sum
Revenue Raconteur
Bilious Broker Bandit
Auric SilverPrance
Cash and Burn
Cheshire Cashier
Gossamer GoldStacks
Belicose Banker
Irascible Interesteer
Sedulous Save-a-tron 8000
GorillaGrip MonkeyShaker
Tautological Tallier
Ducal Denominator
Revenue Rasputin
Sycophantic Saver
Myopic Moneymaker*
Autodidactic Auditor
Mimetic Moneyman*
Cattywampus Accountant
Longshore Launderer
Misanthropic Mortgager
IR Embezzler
Emotionally Apathetic Auditor
Scholastic Skimmer
Professorial Profiteer
The Learned Larcener
Forbidding Financier
Coinage Commandant
Lewd Loanologist
Tourniquet Treasurer
Wanton Moneyphile
Pocketbook Pugilist
Nestegg Nosferatu
Vault-house Vivisector
Ribald Recompenser
Pittance Promulagtor
Investamander
Treasure-Ill Sicksums
Savernaut
Pied-Penny-Piper
G-Money Guerrilla
Tastyrate, Professional Loaner
Compoundatron
Poan Lawnbroker
The Truant Trez
Mayhaps Money-lapse
Leprechaun Loan-officer
Chairman of the Feral Reserve
The Investigator
Petulant Piggybanker
Bank-Chops Porterhouse
Fiscal Fillet a la Florentine
The Bouillonaire
Pawnbroker Paella
Trundel-Top Treasure Stop The Third
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2 comments:
What are the asterisked ones about?
Those are marks of personal victories. At first my subject was less than appreciative of my efforts….but eventually he broke down and started to think of names himself. I let him contribute two then shut him off… I told him it wasn’t any fun it he got at choose his own titles. So first I got him to accept the game…then I refused to let him play.
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